Bakery life
Overheard
“Look they have croutons!!! Do you want croutons?”
“I don’t like croutons”
“Really?”
(Looks like a lady w her mom)
My mom is the worst. If she doesn’t like a food, she’ll impugn your character if you do.
“Cabbage blech! Who eats that? Nazis? Commies? It’s vile!”
“Calm down mom.”
“IT’S DISGUSTING!”
“Mom it’s just not your cup of tea.”
Speaking of which…
They served me burning hot green tea. You could melt the second terminator with this. It’s not supposed to be brewed like this, quoth the snobby epicure who uses Kcups at home. But if you’re wondering why green tea usually tastes better at the Asian restaurant it’s because they don’t scorch it.
Outside the bakery is a pretty late in the season farmer’s market stand with CHEDDAR CAULIFLOWER
“I’M FOR REAL. I’m for real.”
—orange cauliflower
The guy manning the stand no I dont think he’s the farmer or he’d be chewing on hay, he saw me photographing it and said, ”I heard it tastes a little like cheese.” Of course he hasn’t eaten it he’s not crazy.
